My name is Jeanine Brefcyznki and I know that those are two very polar, funny sounding names but thats just me! That maybe the world would be better off without me Now as I sit here next to your grave, I wonder will anyone miss me if I was gone? This was my moms idea. Maybe I should make it about love or something. It was the top of the 8th and the LG Twins led by four. Im an honest monster. That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. Until he had taken his last lick from the inside of the jar. I said I'm tired, rather than explain to you what I'm feeli ng. We should totally do that! Definitely not! The contract says $1 million for an iceberg from Antarctica. He would come home late at night, drunk, if he even came home at all. Ramona And Her Father Read Aloud, Did you hear that? You know I was bullied. I just want to do for you what I wish my mother could have done for me, to teach you the lessons that I was never taught. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. No, no, to the right, yes. I dont regret my choices. You can have that power bar youve been eyeing on your desk, and I can go ride my skateboard for the next hour. Or you put on your favourite pair of jeans and nobody notices. You'll find the kerb pillows your head and at road-level life's disappointments But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. Lets take a moment to thank Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh for his inspiring introspection, complete with delightful humor and iconic witticisms. I have no idea who I am. [Christopher Robin] It is a nice house Eeyore, but [Kanga] It is a lovely house Eeyore, but [Piglet] It's, it's the best house in the whole world. I rather clean up other peoples messes than teach you! I know you shouldnt do it, but its a metaphor just roll with it. I just have to stay calm and relaxed. Id better turn in my paper. Okay, I can see why you might think Im a villain, but I swear on my cat that Im not! (pause) Are you suffering, George? Genre: Dramatic. Like, we would pretend we were dying, or possessed or something. (Pause, inner realization.) These are all commentary on the rhymes hes choosing. We never spoke any words to each other til the trial! I dropped out of college because who needs a degree, right? Then I had four cookies at lunch. Then he took me to his Underworld, which meant everything stopped growing on the top of the ground. Until death do us part? (Smirks at audience, winking flirtatiously.) Excuse me Owl, is there honey in that pot? Rabbit: They always take longer than you think. Genre: Dramatic. "This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense.". They would run their hands over my rich, smooth mahogany surface, but no one bothered to actually open me up. By: Lauren Reese, Age 16, Austin TX, USA Description: A parent tries to get their crazy energetic kids to go to bed. Genre: Dramatic, [Austerely] Those men who still have their living wits about them, listen well to what Im about to say. Moving on- oh, what a pleasant surprise! Thats my dog. Im gonna be moving into his apartment. By: Erin Case, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen asks a stranger for help after missing a train stop while running away. If you had listened during history class, instead of dozing off or chatting with your friends online, youd probably know how royalty in Ancient Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt considered themselves close to the gods. Mercy Watson Boxed Set, Everything is going as planned. Ill scoop out my own sorta life. They just exist. Oh and you might want to change your drivers license picture, your hair is almost as bad as your last name. (sigh) Youre very pretty. I was sitting outside on the pavement, breathing hard, looking at that skeleton of a pool and remembering. Why do I have to be ambushed by this word at a drugstore when its a word that my parents dont even say to each other anymore? What do you mean you are busy? They may be used for educational settings without asking for permission. I will tell the police everything that happened. I could blame it on my father, but it was me who took away the only thing I loved, the only thing that truly made me happy. With you? Howd I wind up here? Im going to stay until you either remember me, or you learn to love me all over again. Hold on just a minute here waiter. (pause) We are going to be together for a long time, so you should know a little about my life and how it is we are together. Id bet you win, which sucks for me, but hey maybe Ill get second, which is in some ways better than first. My eyes are open nowto the richnessand also the impermanence of life. They were this incredible shade of blue, so bright and full of life. That sounds great. Jacoby Jones Net Worth, It helps someone else and you. Do you ever think about how being alive, and actually living, are two completely different things? Great dead batteries. His wife was in an accident and he had to rush to the hospital. Ill be there early. Hello? Id finally get a break from him pulling my poor tail and plucking my precious apricot colored-fur. There are a million issues I can think of! Yes, Kimmel and Becket on 55th. At one point, while using alliteration, he considers starting over but then decides itll be easier just to plow through and then stop. Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees. Youre not tough at all! Missy, Claire and Prissy were about to die, then he goes (kneeling on one knee) Saturn will you go to the homecoming dance with me? It was so cute! Starts again in announcer voice.) Narrator: Ahem. Please continue to help us support the fight against dementia with Alzheimer's Research Charity. Or went swimming my friends? Destroyed his TV. Give me that salad. And as if all of this wasnt enough, theres one last cherry on top. [Christopher Robin] Look! By: Christopher Parker, Age 13, South Carolina USA Description: A teen explains the craziness of quarantine to a friend online. I was 7. What did I do today? To be honest, you guys are just reopening those wounds. Im not going to talk to her nor acknowledge her existence. 8. A Milne. [Piglet] Now, you've been here before. My mother had seen it from the kitchen window. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. Honestly, it would have to be when I was six or seven years old. Christopher Robin: Of course you are, silly old bear. By: Trinity Marmo, Age 14, Washington, USA Description: No one can convince this child to get on the boat. Piglet: Yes, but I'm afraid, I'm very sorry, but when I was running---that is, to bring it---I fell down and----. (Attempts to turn camera off. I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. Sometimes, I simply feel there is no reason to wake up in the morning. (Beat.) Tapping your pencil on my chair for this whole 30 minutes wont make the time go by quicker. Pooh: Eeyore, could you stop turning for a moment because it ruddles me rather. I draw a lot. Help! Cmon brain, THINK! Hey, Mom! Poem Analysis, https://poemanalysis.com/alan-alexander-milne/poem-by-eeyore/. By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager tells her therapist about the day her sister disappeared. Thats when I realized that monsters truly are everywhere. Hello Officer (Holds up wallet and reads name. ok, um, sure. My life has been nothing but painful for the past two years, with names thrown at me from every direction and pranks pulled on me just to see me in pain and agony. Nope. Finally, no more feelings of fear and terror. I was out in the garage taking off my boots, and she just wandered in. Oh- dear, thats too much. By: Jefferson T., Cupertino, California, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A young man reminisces about his friend Sadako, and the thousand paper cranes she folded during the Atomic age. Ok, those are the rules. I have bigger matters to attend to! Im honestly sick of monologues. Its different, thats for sure. Dry as a whistle. Hey did I ever tell you that you remind me of my dog? By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. In the deep soil of the Mother Earth. Wanna hear my story? But why are you only telling me about this now? Apparently, they thought Aladdin was the standout character. 1. Dancing brought me so much joy! By: Cecily W., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl tells her mother that she doesnt want to be famous anymore. It is through you visiting Poem Analysis that we are able to contribute to charity. I tried on all her crowns. No Pooh. If this was a comic book, theyd put you in a filler issue, give you a mediocre backstory, and never talk about you again. How I can fix it before everyone around me notices how hard I am to be around. Trust me, Im not trying to convince you school is fun and all that other stuff, but that is no excuse to drop out. The attendant just stared at him. FABIO?! Oh, dear! [Christopher Robin] What are you looking for Pooh Bear? Its a wonderful scar, dont you think? 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (30 sec - 2 min long) / Uncategorized / By Mighty Actor. He's gumming up the whole project. But trust me, what youre doing now Ray, its not living. Winnie the Pooh This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. This gloomy and pessimistic character of Eeyore was created by the author A.A. Milne. He has a dog with scraggly fur and only three legs. (Taps headset.) What? Use them for classwork, rehearsal or audition practice. I really want to go outside. Mom had hidden dads whiskey and he couldnt find it. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. If I was confident I could just stand on that stage and nail it, but Im not. The first of these, alliteration, occurs when words are used in succession, or at least appear close together, and begin with the same sound. We are only sixteen, so Mom thinks were too young, but one day itll happen. Why it maybe that. I should probably tell you now, before you notice it. (On phone.) People always stopping and staring. Sparkle up their day a bit. I mean some-(starts to tear up) my daughter was taken away from me and they did nothing to find her. Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house, and tell him we'll make a rescue. Every single person that visits Poem Analysis has helped contribute, so thank you for your support. From the moment we met dancing together at that festival a year ago, until the moment he surprised me on the beach, written in the sand, a proposal pulled straight from the movies. Willy nilly silly old bear Jessie! You know what? Give it a rest. (looks in the rearview mirror, scared, and then yells in frustration) Oh no. Ovaries for Days! He was still in his football uniform. Billionaires are attractive at any age. Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? So just to recap, I, Persephone the Goddess of Spring, married my Uncle Hades, the God of the Underworld. 7. Bullying has been my life at school and even on the internet. I created them. 3. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, do as youre told! Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. Yum, yum. Ill be out in a minute! Wed probably run into some college kids playing basketball, and Id definitely get hit with the ball. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers. The troll grunts something unintelligible and pulls your pencil out of his pocket. [Dejectedly] It was an unfortunate thing to be my age in a war like that. Ugh. How am I going to explain this whole situation? The kids roughed him up, yanno, punches and kicks like little tykes do, and then poured syrup into the back of his sweater. Just look at all that goody goodness. (turns to face the groom) I DO! My one aunt is certain Im Vanilla, my uncle thinks Im chocolate. You were my first friend you know? Put them in the zoo and charge people three dollars to look at them. I heard them talking about burying us tomorrow. Im your instructor, Archibald Atticus Vanderbilt Carnegie Harvard Dartmouth Stephens Columbia Car-wait, I already said Carnegie, where was I? Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how should we you think if we----. Oh, sweetie, no, HES the dramatic one. Im not. Please dont ask me what Im thinking, mom. One time we made it as far as Charleston. We, here at GoodLife have the solutions to all of lifes problems. I know the right thing and I have to do it. That was ten years ago, and I still cant accept anyones apology. (Pauses, unfolds paper, takes deep breath.) I even quit my job just so I could keep my eye on him. I mean naturally, Im a worry-free person. It was the course of governments that led to the most destructive weapon ever conceived, but it was the people who paid the price. Hahaha, Im such a mad man. Eeyore: If y'ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. Ooooh. Maybe Ill just watch some TV. He was watching me while I slept! See, I told you that she has terrible taste in music. Moment #1: Funeral of Marilyn Monroe August 8th, 1962 Opens with the funeral presenter. Ive spent a lot of time shrunk down in my seat. I call it decorating the truth. (pause) Okay, this isnt going to go that way, is it? (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. Rule #3 You eat what I make, or you dont eat at all. Have a good day at work! They told me to give you away, but I refused. She pulled me in here. She was just that way. ManI just cant wait to hang out in real life again. The last thing I want to do is disappoint you. Nothing. I have to live in the Under World for six months of the year as, um Queen of the Dead! One day they could want one thing, and the next day change their mind. You know what I need? Youve got your mommas disco ball eyes! I didnt want her disco ball eyes! (pause) Yes, my cat. I really need to get some sleep, its so late. They are telling their friend who wants to help what they feel and why they still; continue to use drugs. Shell forget she ever wanted this thing, the mother says, then walks away, dragging the feral creature away and leaving me with something not much better: a dog. About that, says Bob, We were looking for a more exotic location. But youre never going to find a grocery store around here are you?, I reply. OK. You're lashing out, Pooh, and that's normal, part of the healing process. I wish I had the words in me to give to you. 35 pages! Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? Ya know, this whole psychologist thing in general is kind of corrupt. Tigger ? Remember Jeanine, open body language and smile. I keep telling myself that I will never say goodbye ever again, it is hard for me to say adis. NASA says they are just cosmic rays-tiny particles launched by the explosions of distant stars-But I say they are UNICORNS! Im just in this circle of unhappiness because I dont look like I want to. I am a leprechaun, and indeed, we stand at the end of my rainbow with da pot o gold right about here. I couldnt remember but then it came to meI was home. Unless ya whip it outta em. 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